Donald doesn't like 'em long

3 May 2011

Shorter Trump: Gay people shouldn't be allowed to get married because I like shorter putters.

Idiot.

The obvious question arises, should people not be allowed to use those putters he doesn't like? Because if so, and the Donald chooses not to use them, then gay people should be allowed to marry but Donald Trump shouldn't be forced to have a gay marriage. I can live with that.